- Don't worry about running aground; just make it look like you are holding against the current and the viewers will never know!
- Unbeknown to the three men in a boat Nessie junior was circling the bow
- There were three in the boat, and the little one spoke, row over, row over and they all rowed over, and then fell out when one was bumped on the head and gave a shout...row over, row over...