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We are pleased to announce our first competition of 2021, and it's a great one!

Below you will see a selection of images from behind the scenes of Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing. We'd like you to come up with your funniest captions for the images. Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer have very kindly agreed to judge the competition, so get your comedy thinking caps on!

There are three £100 vouchers for Thomas Turner up for grabs. Thomas Turner is a leading vintage and contemporary classic fishing tackle store, so this is a great opportunity to add to your tackle collection.

The images have been posted on three of our forum sites: the UK Fly Fishing Forum, Salmon Fishing Forum, and Fishing Magic forum. Each forum has different images, and you can enter as many times as you like, on all three forums. To enter, just reply to the competition thread on the forum, and your entry will be included.

  1. The competition is open to anyone, but you need to join one of the forums to enter. No purchase is required.
  2. The prize will be delivered as an electronic gift voucher to spend at There is no cash alternative.
  3. The competition closes at 11.59 pm on 20th February 2021. Entries received after this time will not be counted.
  4. You can enter as many times as you like.
  5. Any entries which are deemed to be offensive or disrespectful will be deleted and will not be entered into the competition.
  6. The winners will be announced on 28th February 2021 on and The winning captions and the winners' forum usernames will be included in the announcement.
  7. This competition is run by Fish and Fly Ltd. The Directors' decision is final.

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How do I tell Paul my cooking fire has spread to his car...

I was meant to bring the landing net...

Are you sure we're going to be fined for poaching? What do you mean it's last week I booked it for!

Paul, you know I said prunes are good heart food, I've just discovered they're good for filling your waders too...

Bob suddenly realises its the spare rod he's been standing on and not a branch crunching underfoot.

Bob, spots the cameraman eating a bacon sandwich and not the heart healthy falafel and bean wraps he'd prepared for them all .

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1. All those years air guitaring has finally paid off
1. When you order casting lessons on Wish
1. I knew I shoulda teamed up with Paul Young..

2. Did I crush the barb?
2. Did I pack the chair?
2. I forgot the hand gel

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Paul why is Balvenie Barry rowing us around in circles ?

You said Plenty of Fish I thought we were off on the Pull !


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1. Paul ‘this is the life’ Bob ‘what pretending to be a garden gnome’
1. Paul ‘what the **** was that. Bob ‘I’m getting the hang of this’ Ghillie ‘I must have been very bad in a previous life’
1. Ghillie thought ‘counting the days to retirement’
1. Ghillie ‘I didn’t know the chuckle brothers fished’
2. Bob ‘did he just fart’
2. Bob ‘we’re sinking’
2. Bob ‘he’s got 3 chins’
2. Bob ‘he’s hooked a bloody duck’
2. Bob ‘that canoeist is putting up hell of a scrap’
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