My wife was out on Tuesday for her usual walk round the lanes near the village,
as she was passing one of the bungalows, a Labrador, which was playing in the garden
with the children, saw her,and jumped on top of a low wall to see her,unfortunately the dog
collided with my wife, and...
Another poor season it seems has just passed
A thousand more graphs we`ve endured and amassed
is it the river, is it the sea
my heeds gan tae explode, oh michty me!
onto the smolts and the girnock burn
where on the forum do we turn
into the lounge for a wee break
no banter allowed there, Oh for...