Gone Fishing photo caption competition, judged by Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer!

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Bob: Why is my trout making a noise when it jumps out of the river?
Paul: Because it’s a duck, Bob.
Bob: Not a trout, then?
Paul: Not a trout.
 

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Ghillie:
Is he alright up there?
Paul: Yeah, he thinks he’s surfing.
Ghillie: Ok, then... if you’re sure.
Paul: ‘course I’m sure. Anyway, he’s insured.
Ghillie: Really? How much for? That’s if you don’t mind me asking?
Paul: Don’t know offhand. A few million, at least. Why?
Ghillie: Well... thing is, I’m retiring soon. And this is an old boat, so... I thought...
Paul: Murder him?
Ghillie: Oh, no. NO!!! We could just, erm... divvy up between the three of us?
Paul: I like your thinking, but he’s a mate of mine. He’s like a brother.
Ghillie: Yeah? Oh, right. Yeah, of course he is. Forget I mentioned it.
Paul: Mentioned what?
Ghillie: Cheers, Paul. You’re a proper geyser. Real old school.
 

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The moment when Paul has had to enough and decides to test the ejector seat in the boat
 

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Sorry boys I’ll have to row me way over to the steps there I’ve just got to go now,can’t hold it in any longer!!! I bet my face is going that bright red color. If you look closely enough there’s a man squatting down as I speak at the bottom of the fence , he couldn’t make it up the banking! either, What a stinker!
 
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Image 1 - Bob, "You just sit back there and watch carefully as I show you how this is done Paul."

Image 2 - Bob says to camera, "Paul's regaling us of the time he auditioned to play Brian May"
 

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We are pleased to announce our first competition of 2021, and it’s a great one!

Below you will see a selection of images from behind the scenes of Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing. We’d like you to come up with your funniest captions for the images. Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer have very kindly agreed to judge the competition, so get your comedy thinking caps on!

There are three £100 vouchers for Thomas Turner up for grabs. Thomas Turner is a leading vintage and contemporary classic fishing tackle store, so this is a great opportunity to add to your tackle collection.

The images have been posted on three of our forum sites: the UK Fly Fishing Forum, Salmon Fishing Forum, and Fishing Magic forum. Each forum has different images, and you can enter as many times as you like, on all three forums. To enter, just reply to the competition thread on the forum, and your entry will be included.

Rules:
  1. The competition is open to anyone, but you need to join one of the forums to enter. No purchase is required.
  2. The prize will be delivered as an electronic gift voucher to spend at thomasturner.com. There is no cash alternative.
  3. The competition closes at 11.59 pm on 20th February 2021. Entries received after this time will not be counted.
  4. You can enter as many times as you like.
  5. Any entries which are deemed to be offensive or disrespectful will be deleted and will not be entered into the competition.
  6. The winners will be announced on 28th February 2021 on fishingmagic.com and fishandfly.com. The winning captions and the winners’ forum usernames will be included in the announcement.
  7. This competition is run by Fish and Fly Ltd. The Directors’ decision is final.
 

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Image 1

Paul saying, I didn’t know guide dogs were so keen on swimming.
Image 2

Bob saying
Oops! The director said if Paul caught a salmon, he was going to appear on national television in his underpants and call Paul a fishing God.
 

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Hi all,

We have a winner! And a runner-up...we decided to add a second prize as there were so many good entries. The winner will receive a £100 Thomas Turner voucher, and there's a £50 voucher for runner-up.

A huge thankyou to Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer for their support with this competition, they are true gents and we wish them all the best with the next series of Gone Fishing.

WINNER:
Photo 1
1. Clown to the left of me, joker to the right, here I am........buggered!
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Runner-up:
Bob suddenly realises its the spare rod he’s been standing on and not a branch crunching underfoot.
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I just had to read that twice! Amazing to be picked out of so many brilliant entries and Bob's not my Uncle...honest! :ROFLMAO:

Thanks for organising and to Bob and Paul for taking the time and enabling the competition. I laughed at many of the entries :giggle:
 
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