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    I was going to lead the UK retaliation by posting jokes about Putin.

    But I couldn't find any on the internet, wonder why that is .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Occasional salmon fisher View Post
    Oh goodie, this is turning into a Monty Python sketch !

    We used to have Polonium with a layer of Novichoc on top, it never did us any harm ! We were glad of it !
    Polonium with a layer of novichic, a layer!! We were lucky if we had the packet the polonium came in with a wipe over with novichic. In a tin shack. All 36 of us.
    "Out of every hundred men, ten shouldn’t be there, eighty are are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back." Heraclitus

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingfisher View Post
    Back to topic.

    Missy May has given Russia (LMFAO) till midnight tonight or else

    Excuse me hen, but or else what? What are you going to do then when the clock strikes 12? Turn into a pumpkin?
    My information is that they may take Russian caviar off the menu in the Lords dining room. Do NOT underestimate the resolve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzyian View Post
    My information is that they may take Russian caviar off the menu in the Lords dining room. Do NOT underestimate the resolve.
    Just providing they leave the vodka. Or there WILL be war ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piker20 View Post
    Polonium with a layer of novichic, a layer!! We were lucky if we had the packet the polonium came in with a wipe over with novichic. In a tin shack. All 36 of us.
    A tin shack ??? Luxury !!

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    The Pink salmon in our rivers - it is all starting to make sense now.

    Its the start of an invasion ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Occasional salmon fisher View Post
    I was going to lead the UK retaliation by posting jokes about Putin.

    But I couldn't find any on the internet, wonder why that is .....
    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A. To get away from those murderous f*****g scum Russians!












    Sorry, did I say chicken? I meant Chechen

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzyian View Post
    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A. To get away from those murderous f*****g scum Russians!
    Sorry, did I say chicken? I meant Chechen
    When you have an accident aherm, can I have first dabs on your kit
    Last edited by Piker20; 13-03-2018 at 11:03 PM.
    "Out of every hundred men, ten shouldn’t be there, eighty are are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back." Heraclitus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piker20 View Post
    When you have an accident aherm, can I have first dabs on your kit
    No worries, knock yourself out!

    (Though not literally, get it checked over and decontaminated first)

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    Anyone with a fishing trip to Russia booked this year should probably keep in touch with their agent/supplier .....
    Last edited by Occasional salmon fisher; 14-03-2018 at 03:06 PM.

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