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    Yesterday, 08:32 PM
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    Yesterday, 08:53 AM
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    Such a pity you didn't post the You Tube link before I posted my own. Had you done so you could have saved me the effort and saved yourself the...
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    Yesterday, 01:45 AM
    Behave yourself man, there's bu88er all wrong with it. Get this silly isolation bullsh1t out of the way and Mr and Mrs Salmo will be forming an...
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    28-03-2020, 11:50 PM
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    A minor diversion which I hope amuses you as much as me. 28 March 2020 - YouTube
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    28-03-2020, 05:55 PM
    You could stay at Kirkby Lonsdale where there is loads of accommodation. Fishing at Farleton View just off the M6 at J36 is really decent.
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    28-03-2020, 05:32 PM
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    28-03-2020, 02:21 PM
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    25-03-2020, 09:22 AM
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    I am going to volunteer. They may not accept me due to my condition but I have to do something to try and make a difference
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    24-03-2020, 09:08 PM
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    how so?
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    24-03-2020, 06:40 PM
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    You are missing the point here completely. T7 does not order rods because he needs them. He orders them.because they are shiny. He is like a...
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    24-03-2020, 10:24 AM
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    In an effort to broaden my own horizons I have taken an Open University course in astrology. My qualification arrived over the Internet this morning....
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    24-03-2020, 02:13 AM
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    It is extremely difficult to find any plus sides in any of this completely bizarre situation. The thing is though I suppose if the measures imposed...
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    23-03-2020, 10:42 PM
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    If my piano playing hasn't improved by the time this bl00dy nightmare ends then I'm gonna burn it and buy some golf clubs.
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    23-03-2020, 03:22 PM
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    They are a really fantastic looking breed and yours is up there with the best of 'em. My mate had one that was built like a brick sh1thouse. When you...
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    23-03-2020, 02:12 PM
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    Can I just point out to you all that in these times of self isolation if you a receive a WhatsApp message titled 'Ding Dong' under no circumstances...
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    23-03-2020, 01:19 PM
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    Au contraire, rave is not sh1t. I have had some of my finest nights out in disused industrial units when I was a nipper. There wasn't a lot of...
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    22-03-2020, 12:44 PM
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    I walked in to my house last night and said to my missus 'Can you put this nurses uniform on for me?' She replied 'Why, are going to have kinky sex?...
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    22-03-2020, 09:20 AM
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    I managed to pick up a pack yesterday. If you want to send me a PM with your address I will send you a couple of rolls. I would like to send more but...
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    20-03-2020, 07:49 PM
    Was that tourettes or fu**ing tourettes? I am right f***ing stickler for detail I am.
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    20-03-2020, 01:01 PM
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    This stupid panic buying is getting ridiculous. I've just paid £25.00 for OXO cubes. The stock market's gone crazy
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    20-03-2020, 12:32 PM
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    Restricting fuel sales would be one of the most cost effective ways of reducing the great unwashed coughing and sneezing public's urges to go out and...
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    20-03-2020, 10:31 AM
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    Just stopped at my local Tesco garage and they have now run out of single pints of milk. They tell me that people are buying up every single pint...
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    19-03-2020, 10:08 PM
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    Please don't suck your thumb. There's a nasty virus around you know?
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    19-03-2020, 08:10 PM
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    Best be careful how you phrase that. There are those among us who get the thousand yard stare at such suggestions. Start howling at the moon and...
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    19-03-2020, 07:41 PM
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    There really is no end to this. In my local supermarket the swarm of locusts have now cleared the place of hummus and guacamole. I must confess I...
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    19-03-2020, 04:41 PM
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    Ahhhhh the boredom of self isolation.............. Did any of you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and...
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    19-03-2020, 04:31 PM
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    BANZAI :shocked:
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    19-03-2020, 02:45 PM
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    I was looking long and hard at the blue rolls yesterday. I don't think that they will flush so perhaps a decent spade might be in order
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    19-03-2020, 12:50 PM
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    I haven't found any problems at all with my local Tesco. I have just been and I have tonight's dinner sorted. I am going to whip up a pretty funky...
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