A Delphi guest told me he once lost his smart phone on the banks of the River Finn in Donegal. Eventually it was in the hands of the management who rang the number under "wife."

When she answered they explained that they thought they had her husband's phone, it had been found along the riverbank.

When asking for a description to identify him she said "oh that should be quite easy, the first thing is he'll be the one without any fish."